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What's the plural of burrito?

Burritos?

Burritoes?

I thought words ending in "o" took "es," but "burritos" looks better.

Whichever. I want one. I have been craving bean burritos lately. It's the weirdest thing...because eating one does not seem to satisfy the craving. Week before last I ate bean burritos for lunch or dinner five out of seven days. I oughta be sick of them.

I know a lot of people have the theory that if you crave a food, your body is needing something that food has...like if you need iron, you'll crave red meat. I have used that to justify steak or burgers, but I'm a bit suspicious...why crave beef but not spinach?

Hey, I think I might be anemic, and there's iron in beans!

OTOH, I eat a lot of beans, and I still "feel" anemic. (Ok, I don't feel anemic, you can't "feel" anemia. [I think I might be spelling that wrong, too.] I just feel like crap and I'm hoping it is anemia because then I can freaking fix it.)

Driving home from work this was my train of thought: "Turn left, there's a Taco Bell over there."

"Need anything at the bookstore? You can stop by Chipotle."

"They put a new Baja Fresh in that shopping center."

"Haven't been to the new Mexican place in a while. Don't want them to go out of business."

"I have tortillas at home! I can make a burrito!"